Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We do not colonize. We conquer. We \ | rule. There is no other way for us. | | | | -- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate | \ 4657.5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;