Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________ / I have a simple philosophy: \ | | | Fill what's empty. | | | | Empty what's full. | | | | Scratch where it itches. | | | \ -- A. R. Longworth / ----------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;