Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Adhere to your own act, and \ | congratulate yourself if you have done | | something strange and extravagant, and | | broken the monotony of a decorous age. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;