Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Fay: The British police force used to \ | be run by men of integrity. Truscott: | | That is a mistake which has been | | rectified. | | | \ -- Joe Orton, "Loot" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;