Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is, of course, totally uninformed \ | speculation that I engage in to help | | support my bias against such | | meddling... but there you have it. -- | | Peter da Silva, speculating about why a | | computer program that had been changed | | to do something he didn't approve of, | \ didn't work / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;