Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Let every man teach his son, teach his \ | daughter, that labor is honorable." | | | \ -- Robert G. Ingersoll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;