Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "A mind is a terrible thing to have \ | leaking out your ears." | | | \ -- The League of Sadistic Telepaths / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;