Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Time is fluid ... like a river with \ | currents, eddies, backwash. | | | | -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of | \ Forever", stardate 3134.0 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;