Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My My, hey hey Rock and roll is here to \ | stay The king is gone but he's not | | forgotten It's better to burn out This | | is the story of a Johnny Rotten Than to | | fade away It's better to burn out than | | it is to rust My my, hey hey The king | | is gone but he's not forgotten | | | | It's out of the blue and into the black | | Hey hey, my my They give you this, but | | you pay for that Rock and roll can | | never die And once you're gone you can | | never come back There's more to the | | picture When you're out of the blue | | Than meets the eye And into the black | | | | -- Neil Young | | | | "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue), Rust | \ Never Sleeps" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;