Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just yesterday morning, they let me \ | know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans | | they made put an end to you, I went out | | this morning and I wrote down this | | song, Just can't remember who to send | | it to... | | | | Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, | | I've seen sunny days that I thought | | would never end, I've seen lonely times | | when I could not find a friend, But I | | always thought that I'd see you again. | | Thought I'd see you one more time | | again. | | | \ -- James Taylor, "Fire and Rain" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;