Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I know you think you thought you knew \ | what you thought I said, but I'm not | | sure you understood what you thought I | \ meant. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;