Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's grad exam time... COMPUTER \ | SCIENCE | | | | Inside your desk you'll find a listing | | of the DEC/VMS operating system in IBM | | 1710 machine code. Show what changes | | are necessary to convert this code into | | a UNIX Berkeley 7 operating system. | | Prove that these fixes are bug free and | | run correctly. You should gain at least | | 150% efficiency in the new system. (You | | should take no more than 10 minutes on | | this question.) | | | | MATHEMATICS | | | | If X equals PI times R^2, construct a | | formula showing how long it would take | | a fire ant to drill a hole through a | | dill pickle, if the length-girth ratio | | of the ant to the pickle were 98.17:1. | | | | GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Describe the | \ Universe. Give three examples. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;