Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / You're all clear now, kid. Now blow \ | this thing so we can all go home. | | | \ -- Han Solo / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;