Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / On Krat's main screen appeared the \ | holo image of a man, and several | | dolphins. From the man's shape, Krat | | could tell it was a female, probably | | their leader. | | | | "...stupid creatures unworthy of the | | name `sophonts.' Foolish, pre-sentient | | upspring of errant masters. We slip | | away from all your armed might, | | laughing at your clumsiness! We slip | | away as we always will, you pathetic | | creatures. And now that we have a real | | head start, you'll never catch us! What | | better proof that the Progenitors favor | | not you, but us! What better proof..." | | | | The taunt went on. Krat listened, | | enraged, yet at the same time savoring | | the artistry of it. These men are | | better than I'd thought. Their insults | | are wordy and overblown, but they have | | talent. They deserve honorable, slow | | deaths. | | | \ -- David Brin, Startide Rising / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;