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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  On Krat's main screen appeared the     \
| holo image of a man, and several        |
| dolphins. From the man's shape, Krat    |
| could tell it was a female, probably    |
| their leader.                           |
|                                         |
| "...stupid creatures unworthy of the    |
| name `sophonts.' Foolish, pre-sentient  |
| upspring of errant masters. We slip     |
| away from all your armed might,         |
| laughing at your clumsiness! We slip    |
| away as we always will, you pathetic    |
| creatures. And now that we have a real  |
| head start, you'll never catch us! What |
| better proof that the Progenitors favor |
| not you, but us! What better proof..."  |
|                                         |
| The taunt went on. Krat listened,       |
| enraged, yet at the same time savoring  |
| the artistry of it. These men are       |
| better than I'd thought. Their insults  |
| are wordy and overblown, but they have  |
| talent. They deserve honorable, slow    |
| deaths.                                 |
|                                         |
\ -- David Brin, Startide Rising          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;