Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A girl and a boy bump into each other \ | -- surely an accident. A girl and a boy | | bump and her handkerchief drops -- | | surely another accident. But when a | | girl gives a boy a dead squid -- | | *____that ___had __to | | ____mean | | _________something*. | | | | -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent | \ Gondoliers" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;