Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... the privileged being which we call \ | human is distinguished from other | | animals only by certain double-edged | | manifestations which in charity we can | | only call "inhuman." | | | \ -- R. A. Lafferty / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;