Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We can use symlinks of course... \ | syslogd would be a symlink to syslogp | | and ftpd and ircd would be linked to | | ftpp and ircp... and of course the | | point-to-point protocal paenguin. | | | | -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the | \ penguin Linux logo / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;