Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I went to a job interview the other \ | day, the guy asked me if I had any | | questions , I said yes, just one, if | | you're in a car traveling at the speed | | of light and you turn your headlights | | on, does anything happen? | | | | He said he couldn't answer that, I told | | him sorry, but I couldn't work for him | | then. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;