Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: \ | #12 | | | | O.E.D.: David Lean, 1969, 3 hours 30 | | min. | | | | Lean's version of the Oxford Dictionary | | has been accused of | | | | shallowness in its treatment of a | | complete work. Omar Sharif | | | | tends to overact as aardvark, but Alec | | Guiness is solid in | | | | the role of abbacy. As usual, the | | photography is stunning. | | | \ With Julie Christie. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;