Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), \ | so if you receive any bug-reports on | | it, you know they are just evil lies. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;