Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In this vale Of toil and sin Your head \ | grows bald But not your chin. | | | \ -- Burma Shave / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;