Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If what they've been doing hasn't \ | solved the problem, tell them to do | | something else. | | | | -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of | \ Consulting" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;