Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Never face facts; if you do you'll \ | never get up in the morning. | | | \ -- Marlo Thomas / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;