Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Puns are little "plays on words" that a \ | certain breed of person loves to spring | | on you and then look at you in a | | certain self-satisfied way to indicate | | that he thinks that you must think that | | he is by far the cleverest person on | | Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is | | dead, when in fact what you are | | thinking is that if this person ever | | ends up in a lifeboat, the other | | passengers will hurl him overboard by | | the end of the first day even if they | | have plenty of food and water. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;