Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Bread and Circuits: \ | | | The electronic era tendency to view | | party politics as corny -- no longer | | relevant of meaningful or useful to | | modern societal issues, and in many | | cases dangerous. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;