Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Thus mathematics may be defined as the \ | subject in which we never know what we | | are talking about, nor whether what we | | are saying is true. | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;