Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Linux poses a real challenge for those \ | with a taste for late-night hacking | | (and/or conversations with God). | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;