Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / idiot box, n.: \ | | | The part of the envelope that tells a | | person where to place the | | | | stamp when they can't quite figure it | | out for themselves. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;