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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Win 95 is simplified for the user:      \
|                                         |
| User: What does this configuration      |
| thing do? You: It allows you to modify  |
| you settings, for networking,           |
|                                         |
| hardware, protocols, ... User: Whoa!    |
| Layman's terms, please! You: It changes |
| stuff. User: That's what I'm looking    |
| for! What can it change? You: This part |
| change IP forwarding. It allows ...     |
| User: Simplify, simplify! What can it   |
| do for ME? You: Nothing, until you      |
| understand it. User: Well it makes me   |
| uncomfortable. It looks so technical;   |
|                                         |
| Get rid of it, I want a system *I* can  |
| understand. You: But... User: Hey,      |
| who's system is this anyway? You: (...  |
| rm this, rm that, rm /etc/* ...) "All   |
| done."                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- Kevin M. Bealer      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;