Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Win 95 is simplified for the user: \ | | | User: What does this configuration | | thing do? You: It allows you to modify | | you settings, for networking, | | | | hardware, protocols, ... User: Whoa! | | Layman's terms, please! You: It changes | | stuff. User: That's what I'm looking | | for! What can it change? You: This part | | change IP forwarding. It allows ... | | User: Simplify, simplify! What can it | | do for ME? You: Nothing, until you | | understand it. User: Well it makes me | | uncomfortable. It looks so technical; | | | | Get rid of it, I want a system *I* can | | understand. You: But... User: Hey, | | who's system is this anyway? You: (... | | rm this, rm that, rm /etc/* ...) "All | | done." | | | \ -- Kevin M. Bealer/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;