Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! \ | This gun is so futuristic that even *I* | | don't know how it works!" | | | \ -- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;