Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / We only acknowledge small faults in \ | order to make it appear that we are | | free from great ones. | | | \ -- La Rochefoucauld / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;