Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The brotherhood of man is not a mere \ | poet's dream; it is a most depressing | | and humiliating reality. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;