Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are still some other things to \ | do, so don't think if I didn't fix your | | favorite bug that your bug report is in | | the bit bucket. (It may be, but don't | | think it. :-) Larry Wall in | \ <7238@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;