Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I *____knew* I had some reason for \ | not logging you off... If I could just | \ remember what it was. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;