Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the \ | INSIPID WIVES of smug and wealthy | \ CORPORATE LAWYERS ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;