Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He laughs at every joke three times... \ | once when it's told, once when it's | | explained, and once when he understands | \ it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;