Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Have the courage to take your own \ | thoughts seriously, for they will shape | | you. | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;