Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Coach: What would you say to a beer, \ | Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you. | | | | -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail | | | | Sam: What'd you like, Normie? Norm: A | | reason to live. Gimme another beer. | | | | -- Cheers, Behind Every Great Man | | | | Sam: What will you have, Norm? Norm: | | Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. | | I'll take a glass of whatever | | | | comes out of that tap. Sam: Oh, looks | | like beer, Norm. Norm: Call me Mister | | Lucky. | | | \ -- Cheers, The Executive's Executioner / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;