Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / One girl can be pretty -- but a dozen \ | are only a chorus. | | | | -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Last | \ Tycoon" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;