Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Yinkel, n.: \ | | | A person who combs his hair over his | | bald spot, hoping no one | | | | will notice. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;