Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can't start worrying about what's \ | going to happen. You get spastic enough | | worrying about what's happening now. | | | \ -- Lauren Bacall / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;