Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Any news from the President on a \ | successor?" he asked hopefully. | | | | "None," Anita replied. "She's having | | great difficulty finding someone | | qualified who is willing to accept the | | post." | | | | "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh. "I'm not | | good for much, but I can at least make | | a decision." | | | | "Somewhere," he grumphed, "there must | | be a naive, opportunistic young welp | | with a masochistic streak who would | | like to run the most up-and-down | | bureaucracy in the history of mankind." | | | | -- R. L. Forward, "Flight of the | \ Dragonfly" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;