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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #2               |
|                                         |
| Desserts:                               |
|                                         |
| A woman will generally admire an ornate |
| dessert for the artistic work it is,    |
| praising its creator and waiting a      |
| suitable interval before she            |
| reluctantly takes a small sliver off    |
| one edge. A man will start by grabbing  |
| the cherry in the center.               |
|                                         |
| Car repair:                             |
|                                         |
| The average man thinks his Y chromosome |
| contains complete repair manuals for    |
| every car made since World War II. He   |
| will work on a problem himself until it |
| either goes away or turns into          |
| something that "can't be fixed without  |
| special tools".                         |
|                                         |
| The average woman thinks "that funny    |
| thump-thump noise" is an accurate       |
| description of an automotive problem.   |
| She will, however, have the car         |
| serviced at the proper intervals and    |
| thereby incur fewer problems than the   |
\ average man.                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;