Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #2 | | | | Desserts: | | | | A woman will generally admire an ornate | | dessert for the artistic work it is, | | praising its creator and waiting a | | suitable interval before she | | reluctantly takes a small sliver off | | one edge. A man will start by grabbing | | the cherry in the center. | | | | Car repair: | | | | The average man thinks his Y chromosome | | contains complete repair manuals for | | every car made since World War II. He | | will work on a problem himself until it | | either goes away or turns into | | something that "can't be fixed without | | special tools". | | | | The average woman thinks "that funny | | thump-thump noise" is an accurate | | description of an automotive problem. | | She will, however, have the car | | serviced at the proper intervals and | | thereby incur fewer problems than the | \ average man. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;