Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Disraeli was pretty close: actually, \ | there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, | \ Benchmarks, and Delivery dates. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;