Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There must be at least 500,000,000 rats \ | in the United States; of course, I | \ never heard the story before. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;