Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Every morning, I get up and look \ | through the 'Forbes' list of the | | richest people in America. If I'm not | | there, I go to work" | | | \ -- Robert Orben / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;