Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy \ | has a few things to say on the subject | | of towels. | | | | Most importantly, a towel has immense | | psychological value. For some reason, | | if a non-hitchhiker discovers that a | | hitchhiker has his towel with him, he | | will automatically assume that he is | | also in possession of a toothbrush, | | washcloth, flask, gnat spray, space | | suit, etc., etc. Furthermore, the | | non-hitchhiker will then happily lend | | the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen | | other items that he may have "lost". | | After all, any man who can hitch the | | length and breadth of the Galaxy, | | struggle against terrible odds, win | | through and still know where his towel | | is, is clearly a man to be reckoned | | with. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;