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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/  The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  \
| has a few things to say on the subject |
| of towels.                             |
|                                        |
| Most importantly, a towel has immense  |
| psychological value. For some reason,  |
| if a non-hitchhiker discovers that a   |
| hitchhiker has his towel with him, he  |
| will automatically assume that he is   |
| also in possession of a toothbrush,    |
| washcloth, flask, gnat spray, space    |
| suit, etc., etc. Furthermore, the      |
| non-hitchhiker will then happily lend  |
| the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen |
| other items that he may have "lost".   |
| After all, any man who can hitch the   |
| length and breadth of the Galaxy,      |
| struggle against terrible odds, win    |
| through and still know where his towel |
| is, is clearly a man to be reckoned    |
| with.                                  |
|                                        |
| -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's    |
\ Guide to the Galaxy"                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;