Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The first rule of magic is simple. \ | Don't waste your time waving your hands | | and hoping when a rock or a club will | | do." | | | \ -- McCloctnik the Lucid / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;