Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Those who do things in a noble spirit \ | of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at | | all costs. | | | \ -- N. Alexander. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;