Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The whole world is a scab. The point is \ | to pick it constructively. | | | \ -- Peter Beard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;